Sometimes, you just can't make this stuff up.
1 posted on
09/07/2017 10:27:03 AM PDT by
Sopater
To: Sopater
2 posted on
09/07/2017 10:28:41 AM PDT by
lacrew
To: Sopater
There’s a Seinfeld scene in there somewhere.......................
3 posted on
09/07/2017 10:28:47 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
To: Sopater
As crazy as this story is, I understand the logic of woman not wanting to leave that sitting there on a first date!
To: Sopater
> “We had a lovely night on the second date
I like her spirit. Glad she got a second date. :)
5 posted on
09/07/2017 10:31:08 AM PDT by
ArcadeQuarters
("Immigration Reform" is ballot stuffing)
To: Sopater
And they lived happily ever after...
To: Sopater
I'm confused.
How'd it get stuck between two non-opening double-glazed windows?
How'd she get stuck in a non-opening window?
The reporter must have gone to a US j-school...
To: Sopater
To: Sopater
What the hell was she eating if it wouldn’t flush.....
And she was a gymnist, not some sorta rascal using land whale...
I mean I know big things come in small packages, but c’mon this is silly...
She must have lost a few percentage points in that BM alone...
13 posted on
09/07/2017 10:43:21 AM PDT by
GraceG
("It's better to have all the Right Enemies, than it is to have all the Wrong Friends.")
To: Sopater
To: Sopater; SaveFerris; PROCON; FredZarguna; mylife; Lil Flower; Corky Ramirez; CopperTop; ...
Hey, Ben. I need a four letter word. Winnie the blank.
18 posted on
09/07/2017 10:59:30 AM PDT by
Gamecock
("We always choose according to our greatest inclination at the moment." R.C. Sproul)
To: Sopater
And they say romance is dead.
She tried to use the toilet.
That means she had to go into the toilet and grab it like those Noodlin fisherman.
“Look! I caught a Brown Trout!”
20 posted on
09/07/2017 11:04:05 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Sopater
Must’ve been a very firm stool to survive a dousing and then being hurled out a window. Just sayin’.
24 posted on
09/07/2017 11:17:21 AM PDT by
paddles
("The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." Tacitus)
To: Sopater
Hopefully the guy won’t take “the plunge.” I can see this relationship swirling down the drain.
26 posted on
09/07/2017 11:28:06 AM PDT by
IronJack
(sh)
To: Sopater
Fake news....women don’t do that. Only men.
29 posted on
09/07/2017 11:41:36 AM PDT by
vespa300
To: Sopater
“A woman who threw her poo out of her date’s toilet window....”
My toilets don’t have windows. Is it so you can watch the poo go down? Do they open? Why would you want a window in your toilet to open?
38 posted on
09/07/2017 12:18:31 PM PDT by
faucetman
(Ju"st the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
To: Sopater
So, she did retrieve the poo and handed it off to the guy who put it back in the toilet.
A date they’ll never forget.
39 posted on
09/07/2017 12:20:40 PM PDT by
faucetman
(Ju"st the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
To: Sopater
To: Sopater
It's a good thing the guy didn't have a little fan in that little window, because we all know that it gets really bad, when the SHTF!
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