[Texas Songwriter]

egg white, vegetables, hot sauce, black coffee or black tea, salmon, chicken tenders, poblano pepper sauce, almond flour, protein snacks salmon salad, Quest bars and KIND bars,....

How did her ass grow the size of Billy the kids saddle bags? Most of what she listed is protein. I guess she forgot to mention single malt whiskey.

[Yardstick]

Somewhere between the egg whites and the black coffee she’s inhaling carbs. The Goldfish mention is the clue. Probably does lots of high carb snacking on crunchy stuff that comes in bags.