[Lazamataz]

Not impressed.

THIS is IMPRESSIVE

[Qiviut]

Dear Santa,

I’ve been REALLY, REALLY good this year and I do believe I deserve one of these. I’ll leave the front door key under the mat - you don’t even have to squeeze down the chimney. There will be a gallon of milk and a case of cookies for you, too - plus a 10 lb. bag of carrots for the reindeer.

Thanks you, Santa! :-)

~Q

[Obadiah]

Yeah, that is as impressive today as it was almost 10 years ago! They promised me I’d have my personal jet pack decades ago and ten years ago they promised this Magpul FMG 9mm folding gun.

Where is it, Mr. Smartypants?

[mikeus_maximus]

“Not impressed.
THIS is IMPRESSIVE’

That’s nothing. I had THIS when I turned 6:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUucZYD7vGI