Posted on 12/22/2017 7:51:00 AM PST by x1stcav
Marshmallow World and Oh Holy Night (ESPECIALLY WHEN THE HIGHEST NOTES OF THE SINGER(S) MAKE YOU CRINGE) are two Christmas songs that I don’t care about that much. I disagree with the novelty song choices on that list. Most novelty Christmas songs are pretty good, IMHO.
Ok, thread hijack — Your *Favorite* Christmas Songs!
My four:
* Oh Come, Emmanuel
* Carol of the Bells
* I’ll Be Home for Christmas
* Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
In the grand FR tradition I didn’t read the article, but if the dogs barking Jingle Bells isn’t #1 this is a bogus list. And, you know it’s truly heinous coming from a dog lover such as myself. Cringeworthy in the extreme.
Nothing better than a truly obnoxious, demented Christmas song, but these are mostly just annoying.
“Beck’s Bolero isn’t bad.”
Not bad? The Truth album was incredible.
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I love Christmas Carols. I hate almost every “Christmas song” ever written.
Stevie Nicks’ Silent Night is hard to listen to.
Truth!
Try this one out for horrendous.
https://www.bing.com/search?q=crabs+for+christmas&src=IE-SearchBox&FORM=IESR3N
This was written and performed by the cousin of a friend of mine.
“Ok, “Little Drummer Boy” sounds like some hag’s long witch-like nails screeching on a blackboard.”
Whoever wrote or performs that song should be executed. It makes my hair hurt. I’ve injured myself sprinting to turn off the radio when that comes on.
I am shocked, utterly shocked, that “Christmas Shoes” by NewSong is not on the list. In my opinion, it is the utterly most disgusting Christmas song ever.
Congratulations for putting up with that, instead of throwing every last one of them, or yourself, off a nearby tall building.
I have my own list of favorites I compiled 7 years ago and hope you like them too.
As the ACLU, CAIR and others of their ilk spread warm greetings and cheer during this Holiday Season, I think it’s time for some politically INCORRECT Christmas Carols. I’m getting misty-eyed as I compile a list of my favorites while experiencing a warm glow coming over me (I certainly hope it’s not the same kind of warm glow experienced by Alexander Litvinenko). Anyway, let me share a few familiar song titles with you, albeit slightly modified.
1. Infidels, Infidels, it’s jihad time in the city (Silver Bells)
2. Frosty the Imam (Frosty the Snowman), also known as, “Come Fly With Me”
3. Jihadi Tree, O’ Jihadi Tree, there is a Jew behind thee (Christmas Tree)
4. O’ Little Town of Kandahar (O’ Little Town of Bethlehem)
5. Omar, the One-Eyed Mullah (Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer)
6. Deck the Halls With Bombs of Plastique (Deck the Halls)
7. Hark, Harold the Mullah’s Singhing (Hark the Herald Angels)
8. Here Comes Sadr Claus (Here Comes Santa Claus)
9. Away In a Bunker (Away in a Manger)
10. We Wish You a Merry Death Wish (We Wish You a Merry Christmas)
11. No Al Qaeda In Iraq, or Nancy Pelosi’s, I’m Too Sexy For My Shirt (Skin) (all right, it’s not a Christmas Carol – I know)
12. O’ Hillary, O’ Hillary, what happened to Vince Foster? (O Christmas Tree)
13. The Little Bomber Boy (The Little Drummer Boy)
14. I Saw Nancy Kissing Murthra’s Ass (I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
15. Slay Ride (Sleigh Ride)
16. O’ Come All Ye Muslims, kill all non-believers (O’ Come All Ye Faithful)
17. All I Want For Christmas Is My I.E.D. (All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth)
18. I’ve Got My (Suicide) Vest to Keep Me Warm (I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warm)
19. Alcee Got Run Over By Pelosi (Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer)
20. Iraqin’ Around the Sunni Tree (Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree)
21. Violent Night (Silent Night)
and my all time favorite,
22. People We Have Blown Sky High (Angels We Have Heard on High)
Can you feel the love here? I’m thinking about releasing a CD, but will it play in Peoria?
Please feel free to add to this list – I’m sure you all have your own favorites.
Two of your picks are by far the worst ever sung.
’ Grandma got run over ... ‘ is just so idiotic it drives me insane.
But John Lennon’s so called Christmas song is probably the worst. His ignorance and arrogance shine right through in this ditty.
Did he happen to compose a song memorializing the hundreds of thousands of Vietnamese who went through hell or died after the US abandoned them?
I’m getting mad just thinking about this POS.
Bleep you, that’s one of the best!
I thought I was a bad person for hating ‘ Little Drummer Boy ‘ so it’s nice to see I wasn’t alone.
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