[CaliforniaCraftBeer]

French Fries
large or small
thick or thin
wedgies or waffle
crinkle cut or curly
ketchup or ranch dressing
thousand island or hot sauce
chili, cheese, parmesan, garlic, bacon

I Eat Them All

 

[SandRat]

I see the Brits haven’t corrupted you yet - NO Mayo?

[Enterprise]

Not a bad choice on the list.