Our best haul was a synthetic sapphire bracelet for $19.99 on Groupon. When we go out and she's wearing it, she tells me gets that "bitch!" look from other women.
Must be a female thing, my radar can't pick up sub-millisecond microexpressions.
The immediate recognition of those “sub-millisecond microexpressions” is one of our female perceptual gifts.
What’s really embarrassing is when a woman can’t HIDE those reactions, and allows them to be so easily read ;-)