“Tool” is right. My wife is unfortunately aligned against Trump and keeps me well-informed on whatever gets her goat on any particular day.
One evening she started berating Trump for the effects of tariffs and I responded that it was just a negotiating strategy. A “tool”.
Fortunately we don’t have a couch, as she was well-versed that evening in liberal logic on tariffs et al and I didn’t feel like sleeping on the porch or having to hide my weapons...
You need a new wife. I won’t tolerate that crap.
Keep in mind that the same leftist feminist "friends" who fill your wife's head with anti-Trump rhetoric, will also be filling her with all the reasons why she should divorce you and strip you of all our assets.