The Saturday night date search in Club Brillo has got to be real tough for a mean nasty, plus 65 sow.
Hey! I’m plus 65 and more, and I’m not some bitter evil old bitch with an ax to grind against white people!
In fact, I’m just a mild old happy drunk about to turn in for the night, after I give thanks to God for all the blessings which He has vouchsafed unto me.
Jesus is Lord!