I’ll put your name down. a good time to visit the Villages. We may need the whole boat to keep out the riff raff.
So why wasn't I scrapped off the deck? I think the reason is that I was also taking at least a half dozen ginger candies each day to ward off seasickness which WORKED. But I also think it also prevented drunkenness.
I plan to do an experiment soon by taking ginger candies followed by downing most of a bottle of rum and then see if I can remain (mostly) sober.