6) Jack:
Jack isnt mentally ill like the first 5.
Jack knows his neighbors are and doesn’t associate with any of them.
I was going to complain that I didn’t find myself on the list. Thanks for adding me.
7) Chuck, the UPS driver:
Chuck will outlive all of his customers, because half of Steves ammo, Brads granola, Nancys toilet paper, Marys booze and Karens whatever is still in his truck, after spilling out of crushed & ruptured boxes. Chuck doesnt care if your package arrives intact, because he doesnt have to (one of the advantages of a union contract ;>)