You’ve probably already seen this but just in case someone else hasn’t.
The police raid team reported it was a real hairy situation there for a moment.
Actually happened in Texas!
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/salvadorhernandez/salon-owner-jailed-refusing-coronavirus-closures
Heeeeey! She ain't done wit' my poim yet, ya goons!
HAIR STYLIST: “Say hello to my little friend!” (pulls out a hand held hair drier.)
[Verse1]
When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful
A miracle, oh, it was beautiful, magical
And all the birds in the trees, well, they’d be singing so happily
Oh, joyfully, oh, playfully watching me
But then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible
Logical, oh, responsible, practical
And then they showed me a world where I could be so dependable
Oh, clinical, oh, intellectual, cynical
[Chorus 1]
There are times when all the world’s asleep
The questions run too deep
For such a simple man
Won’t you please, please tell me what we’ve learned?
I know it sounds absurd
But please, tell me who I am
[Verse 2]
I said, now watch what you say or they’ll be calling you a radical
A liberal, oh, fanatical, criminal
Won’t you sign up your name, we’d like to feel you’re acceptable
Respectable, oh, presentable, a vegetable
Oh, take, take, take it, yeah
Logical Song; Breakfast in America album - Supertramp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_NGulTmh88