Hillary Clinton Suggests That Americans Vote For President By Email

Babylon Bee ^ | 05/13/2020

[Maskot]

Sure thing shitlery! I can’t see ANY problems with that 🤨 Just remember, whoever we get to vote for in the future, IT WON’T BE FOR YOU! Bwhahaha!!!! Loser

[<1/1,000,000th%]

“What? With a cloth or something?”

[MayflowerMadam]

Would she need a bigger bathroom to hold the beefed-up server she’d need?

[frank ballenger]

And with the email each voter will automatically contribute her or his PIN number and bank account number to a Nigerian in great need. That’s how Dems are “for the little guy.” Inspiring.

[mass55th]

And run those same email ballots through your bathroom server, right Hillary?

[MCSETots]

30,000 emails per second???

Does that mean she can recover the 30,000 emails she delete in just one second???

[MCSETots]

“I would be more than happy to provide a server that could handle all the email votes,” Clinton said. “I’d guarantee no votes sent in by email would be lost. They’d be safe and secure. Our security systems are to die for.”

“Guarantee” I wonder if she knows the definition, since they had to clarify “is” to her husband.

They votes wouldn’t be lost. Changed maybe, but not lost.

[Peter ODonnell]

This is the secure system I would recommend.

Trump voters would not vote at all. Democrats could vote any way they wanted. Trump would be declared the winner for reasons of national security. End of process.

[ssfromla]

Cheater!

[metmom]

I think this one got a lot of people.

[Exit148]

Got me too!!

[AFreeBird]

Sure, your vote will be processed after being routed through deep state servers. For accuracy and security, dontchaknow. 😎

[Puppage]

FU Hag

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Democrats only believe in democratic elections when they are allowed to steal them, so why bother with elections at all?

[shanover]

HRC,it’s nice to have an opinion but the fact will always be that you will NEVER be a president. You will go to hell bitter about that.

[GreenHornet]

These are the same people who did such a fine job with their Iowa Caucus.

[clearcarbon]

"Hillary Clinton Suggests That Americans Vote For President By Email

[DrewsMum]

Babylon Bee might as well get into real life reporting now... it’s getting harder and harder to imagine lengths liberals won’t go... it’s all 100 believable the days.

[elbook]

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How do you execute someone guilty of High Treason by email ?

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And don’t forget Obama ... conspiring to coverup hillary’s treason is ALSO treason ...

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Perhaps a website ?

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