Posted on 05/19/2020 10:24:34 AM PDT by Starman417
Pelosi’s fat-shaming comment was no doubt inspired by her deep Catholic faith. /s
I haven’t laughed so hard at the runway model routine since People Magazine named Chelsea Clinton as one of the 100 most beautiful women. Do they think we’re BLIND? or are they so demented that they grope for beauty in the bowels of disaster?
From a boozing old senile hag to a non drinking president.
“Bela Pelosi has enough Botox in her to kill a pod of sperm whales. Not healthy, at all, is it Precious?”
I was going to make a Skeletor comment, but you’ve got me beat by a mile with Bela Pelosi. Brilliantly done! :-)
hah! Gravity will soon have them down around her knees.
” haven’t laughed so hard at the runway model routine since People Magazine named Chelsea Clinton as one of the 100 most beautiful women”
Oh, but she IS! Just ask any moose.
As a woman I’ll explain her new and very shiny appearance. She’s using a metallic highlighter. It comes in powder and liquid forms. Better used on fresh young faces but can be used properly on older faces if applied correctly, placed correctly and used with a whisper of a brush stroke.
In her case it looks rather like her face had caught on fire and she grabbed handfuls of said metallic highlighter to snuff it out but good!
She really should back off that stuff. I love it, it can be beautiful, I use it and I’m of an age (ahem) but I know what I’m doing. LOL. Pelosi is a mess in more ways than one!
I think President Trump should say “I dont think Pelosi should take hydroxy, the doc told me that you are NOT supposed to take this drug with alcohol, and since Nancy is a stone cold drunk it might ruin her liver”
I posted this early this morning, and now this appears.
-PJ
Is Pelosi body shaming President Trump?I thought that was a no-no.
Oh, that's right... Only when used against liberals.
Perhaps we are seeing that androids age and the fake skin substance sags and loses elasticity and eventually sheds off to reveal the shiny metal underneath.
It looks like she used a pressure washer to apply it.
Stacey Abrams stands in front of her microwave yelling “Hurry up!”
Stacey Abrams’ nether part is as wide as the Holland Tunnel.
Stacey Abrams in spandex is like ten pounds of $h!t in a five pound bag.
...with credits to Joan Rivers, and her Liz Taylor monologues
I saw big fat Teddy in Tortola, BVI at a marina restaurant about 19 years ago. He and wife #2 were with another couple at the table next to ours about 6’ away.
Let me just state he was not an attractive human specimen. He also could hardly walk. More or less hobbled. In addition, it appeared that he had just had some recent plastic surgery to reduce the size of his gin blossomed nose. There is a fancy clinic on the island that specializes in that. It caters to celebs.
Finally, he and his party left and they all got into a dingy to head out to their sailboat/yacht. Let me tell you the side of the rubber dingy he was on was practically underwater.
One more thing. I asked the waitress if that guy gave her a good tip? She said okay. So, I asked her if she knew who he was? She had no idea. She was a twenty something island girl. Nope she had no idea who Theodore M Kennedy was. She showed me the AMX receipt. I informed her that she had just waited on John F. Kennedy’s younger brother. The US senator from the Commonwealth.
Ya know Abrams says that she “Leans In” she sure does, just make sure no one is underneath her when she falls they will end up like Gumby
I think her makeup is applied by a skilled undertaker.
Stacey shoots watermelon seeds through that gap in her teeth.
What a DUMB-bunny is “our Nancy”. = a CLUELESS nitwit describes her & her “clown car”, FULLY.
Yours, TMN78247
In before the Hilllary “Wigglesbottom” Clinton animated gif.
Anyway Skeletrix von Rictus is one to talk.
Once I compared Abrams to Florida Evans(From Good Times) because of that gap in her teeth but had to be reminded that Florida was a God loving Christian woman so had to take it back
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