Since fat shaming is OK now I guess its OK to say that Stacey Abrams is a HIPPO..when they say she is a Runway model, they are right, she fits an ENTIRE Runway at the airport..WIDE LOAD COMING IN..and I will give the DNC a 100 dollar check if Jerry Nadler can find his own penis
I haven’t laughed so hard at the runway model routine since People Magazine named Chelsea Clinton as one of the 100 most beautiful women. Do they think we’re BLIND? or are they so demented that they grope for beauty in the bowels of disaster?
Stacey Abrams stands in front of her microwave yelling “Hurry up!”
Stacey Abrams’ nether part is as wide as the Holland Tunnel.
Stacey Abrams in spandex is like ten pounds of $h!t in a five pound bag.
...with credits to Joan Rivers, and her Liz Taylor monologues
As a runway model i can only assume that they were talking about The Airbus A380 wide-body double-decker aircraft.
So big only a few commercial runways on the planet can accommodate it..
Oh, wait....they were talking about Stacy Abrams?
OK, makes sense...