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Cracker Jack Changes Name To More Politically Correct Caucasian Jack
Babylon Bee ^
| 06/17/2020
Posted on 06/17/2020 12:57:04 PM PDT by DFG
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posted on
06/17/2020 12:57:05 PM PDT
by
DFG
To: DFG
In a similar move, the term ‘blacktop’ will be changed to ‘top of african descent’
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posted on
06/17/2020 1:01:35 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: DFG
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posted on
06/17/2020 1:02:48 PM PDT
by
Bratch
(If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
To: Secret Agent Man
And Black Friday will be changed to African American Friday...come to think about it, with the annual photos of the fist fights in shopping malls and Wal Marts on that day, that might not be a bad change.
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posted on
06/17/2020 1:08:43 PM PDT
by
apillar
To: DFG
The word “cracker” is an allowed way of demeaning Whites. It is often the last word that a White hears before he is killed by a roving pack of feral savages.
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posted on
06/17/2020 1:09:09 PM PDT
by
I want the USA back
(Never forget Justine Damond, murdered by a NON-WHITE, NON-CHRISTIAN cop. (Oh, and no riots))
To: DFG
To: DFG
Wouldnt Racist Jack be more appropriate?
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posted on
06/17/2020 1:16:21 PM PDT
by
Yogafist
To: DFG
How about hiden Cracker Joe!!!
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posted on
06/17/2020 1:18:03 PM PDT
by
ontap
To: DFG
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posted on
06/17/2020 1:18:33 PM PDT
by
maddog55
To: DFG
About time too! If a white person calls another white person “cracker” is it still a racial slur?
(Sarcasm off)
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posted on
06/17/2020 1:21:42 PM PDT
by
FormerFRLurker
(Keep calm and vote your conscience.)
To: DFG
Think about all the white people who have had to suffer... Sob...sob...sob.
Just hearing the word 'cracker' triggers all those years of silent pain... all the tears and shame. Cracker Jack OWES all us us MORE. Money, apologies, reparations for the pain they've inflicted on us since 1896...
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posted on
06/17/2020 1:28:36 PM PDT
by
GOPJ
(When blacks kill each other it's called 'gun violence'. When cops kill a man it's called 'murder')
To: DFG
To: FormerFRLurker
Can we start a class action suit against the White Sox? They have made a mockery of our skin color long enough.
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posted on
06/17/2020 1:42:04 PM PDT
by
TonyM
(Score Event)
To: TonyM
Probably at the same time we sue the tanning salons for telling white people our naturally pale skin is ugly and causing unprecedented levels of skin cancer in young whites...
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posted on
06/17/2020 1:47:47 PM PDT
by
FormerFRLurker
(Keep calm and vote your conscience.)
To: maddog55
All dictionary references to white much be changed accordingly such as but not limited to:
White Paper = Caucasian Paper
White Out = Caucasian Out
White Rice = Caucasian Rice
White Sox = Caucasian Sox
White Courtesy Phone = Caucasian Courtesy Phone
White Meat = Caucasian Meat
White Wine = Caucasian Wine
Any failures to do so will result in a bunch of angry caucasians storming a city and taking over several blocks after looting all the surrounding stores.
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posted on
06/17/2020 1:52:46 PM PDT
by
TonyM
(Score Event)
To: TonyM
Roy White.
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posted on
06/17/2020 1:59:07 PM PDT
by
rfp1234
(Caveat Emperor)
To: DFG
This will no longer be called "black licorice".
It will now be called "licorice of color".
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posted on
06/17/2020 2:01:00 PM PDT
by
moovova
To: DFG
Cracker Barrel?
I’ve heard it called “Honky Bucket”.
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posted on
06/17/2020 3:04:18 PM PDT
by
Kriggerel
("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
To: DFG
That’s the thing. Blue-eyed devil cracka honkies don’t get easily offended. I guess our melanin-lacking skin is just thicker.
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posted on
06/17/2020 3:10:22 PM PDT
by
Old Yeller
(Eternal live matter. Sin is the problem. Jesus is the only answer.)
To: apillar
Blackmail will be people of color mail.
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posted on
06/17/2020 3:11:11 PM PDT
by
Old Yeller
(Eternal live matter. Sin is the problem. Jesus is the only answer.)
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