This is how bloggers write:
Long-winded assertion. Now meet Tore. That’s short for Torgo. He blows a whistle. Another long-winded assertion without telling you anything more about Torgo except that he’s not his husband but his husband abused his kids. Now meet Millie Weaver. She has a documentary. More commentary running a few sentences. Now I’ll mention someone named Patrick Bergy and give him a hyperlink. Now I’ll insert random tweets and more commentary. Are you following me? Good.
Tore is a female.