Surely there is a statue of him SOMEwhere, yes?
Perhaps a heroic statue of him in the fake neck brace he wore for sympathy right after he made all those heroic dives under the bridge, and then bravely, heroically swam over to the mainland?
Or a statue of him getting soused while clothed only in his underwear in the Palm Beach compound, as reported by the woman was raped by his nephew?
would you settle for an 8 foot tall Paper Mache likeness you could set fire to ....... ????????
https://www.obnoxiousantiques.com/inventory/paper-mache-ted-kennedy-statue/