[Widget Jr]

With all that is going on right now, we really need to get people serving time for posession of child pornography out of prison by calling their judge a nazi and appealing to big name lawyers in the news.

I also have this friend in Nigeria, descended from royalty (honest!), who needs to move 4.19 million US out of the country...

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

You are friends with His Royal Highness Major General Joseph Bombalooma CPA, MD, Esquire? He contacted me directly via email. No way is StanleyBolten going to weasel his way into this deal.

(Yep... Stanley is coo-coo for cocoa puffs. A real nut bag.)