Let me drop some knowledge on you, bumpkin.
The kool-aid was poison that the 'y'alls' drank and then they all died.
So your scenario doesn't work. I know for a fact (Q told me) that dead people can't mix kool-aid. Read a blog oncet in a while and you might know this too.
Your conspiracy theory is hillbilly logic.
Stick to cow tipping.
Sure they can!
You just hit 'em with that Michelob Ultra and run 'em
through that Project Looky-Glass then ferment 'em in
Epstein's secret tunnels for a bit and BAM! There you go.
Satanic Pedo-Zombies mixing KoolAid better than them old
lunch ladies could make Orange drink.