[Savage Beast]

Didn't the Supreme Court rule that it's illegal to say helium? I think you have to say shelium or something like that. Be careful. Using the wrong gender is dangerous.

Maybe it's best just to say H₂.

No! Sh₂!

No. Say: "the-one-with-only-one-proton-and-one-electron" just to be on the safe side. (Don't say atom--sounds too masculine.)

[the OlLine Rebel]

Boy I don’t know where to start here.

H is hydrogen, and IT is explosive. It is the one with 1 of each.

He is helium, which is NOT explosive.