“You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in zeppelins, dropping coins on people. And one day, I seen J. D. Rockefeller flyin’ by– so I run out of the house with a big washtub, and—Anyway, about my washtub. I just used it that morning to wash my turkey which in those days was known as a ‘walking bird.’ We’d always have walking bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings. Cranberries, ‘injun eyes,’ and yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we’d all watch football, which in those days was called ‘baseball.’”
— Grampa Simpson
LOL, that’s an awesome quote.
I also like the newspaper heading “Old Man Yells at Cloud”.
“Back in those day nickels used to have pictures of bees on ‘em. We used to say “Give five bees for a quarter’’. Anyway I used to wear an onion on my belt, as was the style in those days’’.
Grand Pa Simpson.