[Newbomb Turk]

Rural towns also notice out of towners vehicles right away. You are likely to find yourself being buried by a backhoe in some cornfield.

But come on out.

We don't have any gang problems here because every good ole boy has at least one long gun in his pickup. Plus assorted other noise makers.

[Buttons12]

Rural towns also notice out of towners vehicles right away. You are likely to find yourself being buried by a backhoe in some cornfield.

Well, not everyone has a cornfield. Some have pig farms, though...no backhoe necessary :D

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

You ain’t kidding. One time on a drive between Chicago and St. Louis I decided to stop in Mount Olive, Illinois to see the Mother Jones Monument. I had seen the hand-painted billboard for it for years and decided to stop. School had just let out as I drove through town, a lot of people were on the streets, and every eye was on me.