[katana]

No apology needed. I got your point and was just playing along.

It does bring up the question of where thousands of park visitors would find shelter during any of OK's daily twister alerts. Locals take it all in stride. Visitors from outside Tornado Alley might not be so blasé.

[jonascord]

Lived there for 28 years. Never saw a tornado. Saw the damages, twice. Both times, it was hell and gone from Grand Lake, and in the spring.

You've watched too many movies.