The article as shown here is nearly unreadable.
Perhaps it’s a piece that would be better spoken than written down.
The headline tries to state too many things all at once.
10 fold out sofas, all crowded on the front porch.
What is this - Beat poetry?
Should we applaud with the snapping of our fingers, man?
It has limitations three things in the headline might be better.
It needs my face and my voice to communicate it but that’s not happening right now.