[Fiji Hill]

I see photographs like those, generals with rows upon rows of medals, and I say to myself: Eisenhower certainly was an underachiever. I’m surprised he got as far as he did.

How about General Douglas MacArthur? He never wore any medalso or decorations. A real underachiever.

[Signalman]

I wonder if, in today’s army, there are ribbons for being part of the LGBTQ “community”.