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Deaths Caused By Hurricane Hilary To Be Labeled Suicides
Babylon Bee ^
| 08/18/2023
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 08/18/2023 9:47:58 AM PDT by DFG
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posted on
08/18/2023 9:47:58 AM PDT
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DFG
To: DFG
Arkancides to be precise.
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posted on
08/18/2023 9:51:13 AM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: DFG
Maybe the best Bee yet. Luckily hurricanes dissipate over land - I’d hate see what would happen if this one could make it to Fort Marcy Park on the other coast.
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posted on
08/18/2023 9:51:14 AM PDT
by
Stosh
To: DFG
To: DFG
Highly subversive satire.
To: DFG
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posted on
08/18/2023 9:52:10 AM PDT
by
Gary from Dayton
(Scary unvaccinated American )
To: DFG
Hey CNN, Scooped again, eat your heart out...
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posted on
08/18/2023 9:52:29 AM PDT
by
eyeamok
To: DFG
We obviously need to ban Assault Hillarys
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posted on
08/18/2023 9:53:14 AM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: DFG
Rumor has it that 1000 barrels of Vodka was poured into the eye and it settled down and went to sleep.
To: DFG
Someone in the hurricane naming office has a since of humor. Vince and Foster are on the list too.
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
Rumor has it that 1000 barrels of Vodka was poured into the eye and it settled down and went to sleep. Outstanding!
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posted on
08/18/2023 10:04:15 AM PDT
by
txlurker
To: DFG
Since this did not happen I Arkansas I suggest the name Hurricide.
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posted on
08/18/2023 10:06:12 AM PDT
by
mountainlion
(Live well those that did not make it back.)
To: DFG
I know. It’s the Bee.
However, I think they missed the mark on this one. Every single death will be attributed to *climate change*.
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posted on
08/18/2023 10:08:44 AM PDT
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, βSurely I am coming soon.β Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.)
To: metmom
Or a covid death. That excuse is still around.
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posted on
08/18/2023 10:12:02 AM PDT
by
Texas resident
(We are living through Barak's fundamental transformation)
To: DFG
Hunh? I remember about this time of year, about ten years ago, a tropical storm from the Baja region, dumped inches of
rain as far north as Sacramento.
Back then, there was no panic or running about with hair on fire. Back then, we just called it weather.
On the other hand, the allusions to Hilary! are too funny to ignore. π
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posted on
08/18/2023 10:12:58 AM PDT
by
Thommas
(The snout of the camel is already under the tent.)
To: Stosh
“Local authorities in Los Angeles have warned their people to board up windows, stack sandbags, and refuse to testify against the hurricane in a court of law in order to avoid being suicided.”
The Bee strikes again.
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posted on
08/18/2023 10:13:33 AM PDT
by
Texas resident
(We are living through Barak's fundamental transformation)
To: DFG
Lol, they better watch out for the Hildabeast
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posted on
08/18/2023 10:21:07 AM PDT
by
struggle
To: DFG
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posted on
08/18/2023 10:33:54 AM PDT
by
wgmalabama
(Censored !)
To: DFG
I’m waiting for hurricane Joe to wander around aimlessly blowing hot air on the left and then finally head inland to an ice cream shop where it will blow warm, general breezes on the necks of young women and children.
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posted on
08/18/2023 10:37:14 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Democrats' version of MAGA: Making America the Gulag Archipelago )
To: DFG
A stench of Urine and boiled cabbage will come in with the wind
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posted on
08/18/2023 10:37:43 AM PDT
by
roving
(πβ)
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