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To: Macho MAGA Man

What? Aliens can’t drive?


2 posted on 11/30/2023 2:40:13 PM PST by tje (Only thing worse than climate change is the government trying to fix it.)
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Only the women aliens drive. Why else have so many of them crashed?


13 posted on 11/30/2023 2:50:19 PM PST by Obadiah
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How much shxt have we crashed on other planets?


20 posted on 11/30/2023 2:52:22 PM PST by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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Kind of makes you wonder what was going on with the “completely intact” ones. Could be the result of a successful emergency landing. Could also be a defection. Or simply a case of bad memory (now....where did I park that car??).


24 posted on 11/30/2023 2:53:33 PM PST by rbg81
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What? Aliens can’t drive?
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Even aliens have accidents.


37 posted on 11/30/2023 3:05:13 PM PST by iontheball
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Ok, an advanced race of creatures creat a craft that can transverse the vast distances of interstellar space, the craft appears to maneuver through liquid as well as air. The magnificently brilliant creatures then drive space craft across interstellar space covering light years of distance, reach earth and crash. Totally plausible!


62 posted on 11/30/2023 3:27:16 PM PST by carcraft (Pray for our Country.)
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76 posted on 11/30/2023 3:51:32 PM PST by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
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What? Aliens can’t drive?

Stupid aliens. They can fly a million light years across the universe and immediately crash when they reach earth.

86 posted on 11/30/2023 4:28:01 PM PST by Right_Wing_Madman
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What? Aliens can’t drive?

It's no surprise. Soaring through worm-holes and dodging asteroids and airplanes at 20,000 knots is one thing but sometimes all that excitement will keep a little green man's eyes off his fuel gauge.


119 posted on 12/01/2023 8:55:49 AM PST by golux
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