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After Visiting All 99 Iowa Counties and Failing to Win a Single One, Ron DeSantis Declares Victory “We Got Our Ticket Punched”
The Conservative Treehouse ^ | January 16, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 01/16/2024 3:07:37 AM PST by Red Badger

After visiting all 99 counties in Iowa and failing to win a single one, specifically because he visited all 99 counties in Iowa, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis declared the dark, unknown and mysterious forces of universe tried to stop him, “threw everything at him,” yet he alone stands victorious.

Yeah, he actually said that.

The DeSantis campaign put most of their resources into Iowa and gained a total of 23,000 votes (roughly 21%), quickly declaring victory in a tenuous 2nd place finish and proclaiming their victory ticket has been punched. The cognitive disconnect is exceptionally strong; but hey, everyone has a role to play – right?

WATCH:

VIDEO AT LINK...........

IOWA – DeSantis took the stage for a few minutes at a campaign party in West Des Moines after he secured second place.

“Because of your support, in spite of all of that they threw at us, everyone against us — we’ve got our ticket punched out of Iowa,” he said.

DeSantis spent millions in the Hawkeye State, visited all 99 counties and cultivated the endorsements of popular Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds. Never Back Down, the super PAC supporting his candidacy, also spent more than nine months building a ground game and appointing 1,600 precinct captains across the state.


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1 posted on 01/16/2024 3:07:37 AM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

You got you ass kicked......................


2 posted on 01/16/2024 3:07:58 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

How many $/vote?


3 posted on 01/16/2024 3:13:01 AM PST by Paladin2
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We won’t know that until they report to the FEC..............


4 posted on 01/16/2024 3:17:37 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Paladin2
How many $/vote?

If you have 2,000 mules, then thousands of times each.

5 posted on 01/16/2024 3:17:49 AM PST by Sirius Lee (Next week on The Bickersons...)
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To: Red Badger
Ticket Punched?



6 posted on 01/16/2024 3:19:57 AM PST by Candor7 (Ask not for whom Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!),<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>)
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To: Paladin2

Per a comment at the link....

Ryan Workman
January 16, 2024 1:38 am
Ron DeSanctimonious spent $3,500 for each of his 21,000 votes, and lost every single county of Iowa. Trump spent $51.70 for each of his votes and won all 99 counties. #TheArtOfTheDeal


7 posted on 01/16/2024 3:20:12 AM PST by mewzilla (Never give up; never surrender!)
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To: Red Badger

Ticket punched? Really? The best he can hope for is a solid “also ran.” Trump defeated them all without any effort, DeSantis just got his butt a little LESS kicked than the other imaginary candidates.


8 posted on 01/16/2024 3:20:29 AM PST by heterosupremacist (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. Thomas Jefferson)
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To: mewzilla

Thanks.

Will Big Mike pay me $3.5k to vote for “him”?


9 posted on 01/16/2024 3:22:08 AM PST by Paladin2
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10 posted on 01/16/2024 3:23:23 AM PST by JonPreston ( ✌ ☮️ )
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To: Red Badger

This is why the lizard people will never conquer us through stealth. They can’t human long under scrutiny.


11 posted on 01/16/2024 3:24:13 AM PST by Rastus
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Who are those people?................


12 posted on 01/16/2024 3:26:09 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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(Hellooooo, Iowaaaaa!!!!) "The MEDIA--wrote my obituary MONTHS ago!" - high pitched Ron

Yes, they did, didn't they? And now you lost by 30 POINTS. Wake the hell up!

13 posted on 01/16/2024 3:27:19 AM PST by conservative98
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To: Red Badger

Trump won. Nobody long remembers who came in second...

Unlike Lia Thomas and Riley Grimes, but then, that was a rigged sports event, when a “transgender” who turned out to be a biological man, was pitted against the very best female in that category. Riley Grimes has, rightly, been yelling “Foul!” ever since.

The Iowa caucus was DEFINITELY not rigged. An honest expression of the popular appeal of the candidates involved.


14 posted on 01/16/2024 3:30:16 AM PST by alloysteel (Most people slog through life without ever knowing the wonders of true insanity.)
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15 posted on 01/16/2024 3:30:17 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

Ron DeLusional.
He thinks he’s Trump and this is the 2020 election.


16 posted on 01/16/2024 3:30:42 AM PST by 1_Rain_Drop ( ~~ TRUMP is right about EVERYTHING ! ~~ )
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To: Red Badger

DeSantis calls them social media Influencers. They failed massively.


17 posted on 01/16/2024 3:33:21 AM PST by JonPreston ( ✌ ☮️ )
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To: Red Badger

(After Visiting All 99 Iowa Counties and Failing to Win a Single One, Ron DeSantis Declares)

WOW

Not even 1 out of 99.

I would have supported him a year ago after his great job as the Florida governor.

But he really went off the rails 6 months ago or so. Seriously damaged his brand.


18 posted on 01/16/2024 3:34:48 AM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, y bought, they sold ......)
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19 posted on 01/16/2024 3:39:01 AM PST by newfreep ("There is no race problem...just a problem race")
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20 posted on 01/16/2024 3:40:06 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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