I understand there was a mass panic attack here yesterday due to no DUmmie FUnnies edition being posted despite me explaining earlier that I would be unable to do so because I was scheduled for some minor surgery. My only worry was the ghost of Jeff Chandler entering the surgery room which was later displaced by the ghost of Boris Karloff due to ending up looking like the Frankenstein Monster due to the long scars. Also what I originally thought would be a mere half hour of surgery stretched out to about 5 hours total including surgery prep, surgery, and post surgery. I did enjoy a great moment of levity since after they rolled me out of surgery covered with the unexpected scars, as we approached my wife I broke out into a reasonably good impression of McMurphy from "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest" after he was led out of electro-shock therapy. Her panic didn't last long since I quickly broke out laughing.
The upside is I might save money on Halloween costumes due to already looking like the Frankenstein Monster.