[Dead Corpse]

Christians have been waiting 1900 years for that.

Good luck.

[DouglasKC]

Don't worry. I know people like you. God prepared us for you. 2Pe 3:1  Beloved, I now write to you this second epistle (in both of which I stir up your pure minds by way of reminder),
  2Pe 3:2  that you may be mindful of the words which were spoken before by the holy prophets, and of the commandment of us, the apostles of the Lord and Savior,
  2Pe 3:3  knowing this first: that scoffers will come in the last days, walking according to their own lusts,
  2Pe 3:4  and saying, "Where is the promise of His coming? For since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of creation."  2Pe 3:5  For this they willfully forget: that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of water and in the water,