The commercial I am praying to see someday soon igoes as follows:
The scene opens with the Verizon guy with the black-rimmed, Coke bottle glasses laid out in a casket.
A group of twenty grumpy old men and ladies (Noo Yawkahs all) gather around the casket with their cell phones pressed against their ears.
Then comes the voice-over of them addressing in unison his cold, dead, corpse: "Can you hear me now? Good!! Ya putz.......
Glad to hear from someone who hates them as much as I do. Like Dell computers; hate their current ad campaign.