Canned Spam Found at Saddam's Hidey Hole?

Neal Boortz | 12-15-03 | Veritas_est

[Veritas_est]

On his radio broadcast today, Monday Dec. 15, 2003, Neal Boortz reported seeing a CNN video that showed cans of spam at Saddam's hideout. Now it would not be unlike Neal to be pulling the collective legs of his audience, and I didn't get to hear the entire program, but I took him seriously.

If true I think that would be BIG news. I am not good at research, but I found nothing of consequence in my limited attempts to verify the story.

Has anyone heard or seen ANYTHING either verifying or refuting this report.

Did anyone else hear him say this on his show today?

[stuartcr]

e-mail spam? that stuffs illegal.

[dirtboy]

No wonder he gave up without a fight. It was either that or Spam for dinner, with all those dadgum vikings marching around and chanting.

[Veritas_est]

Canned pork spam.

[StatesEnemy]

That's not Halal!

Is this getting airtime on AlJazeera?

[stuartcr]

ok, I thought maybe he had a laptop with him.

[Pan_Yans Wife]

A can of 7-up, too.

[theDentist]

Did he eat it with a spork?

[Veritas_est]

So far just Boortz.

[Veritas_est]

:^) nope. no communications. at least that's what I heard.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I heard hot dogs were in the house. I wonder if they were pork or the kosher beef ones.

[prairiebreeze]

This thread reports hot dogs.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1040861/posts

Prairie

[stainlessbanner]

This thread has a good description of his surroundings at capture.

Ironically, it wouldn't surprise me if the spammers found Sadaam before our troops!

[Vermonter]

Here's a pretty thorough inventory of what was found with/around Saddam

[StatesEnemy]

We should be focusing on this! Saddam found to be a pig eater! The great incarnate of Saladin is a filthy grubby infidel! LOL

[Cicero]

Well, I can give a second source, or perhaps prophecy, since it was posted almost a year ago at the Spam Haiku website:

Haiku#: 20037
Allah says No Spam.
True Muslims reject all pork;
Saddam hides his stash.
Col. Kurtz , kmoore@turningpnt.org
Ft. Collins, CO
February 18, 2003

[Diogenesis]

click for more

[Tijeras_Slim]

My friggin dorm room in college didn't look that bad.

[Veritas_est]

Thanks.

[Cicero]

More SPAM haiku from the religion category:

One pound of processed
porcine pleasure; untold years
of painful penance.

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On the sixth day, God
Made the beasts and creeping things;
Oh, why no SPAM yet?

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Being a Kosher
Jew, I was just wondering:
Is SPAM really pigs?