[Teacup]

Hey everyone. Gosh Betty, those Chia pets are scarey and very funny.

Seems the botox isn't working. Where is Chelsea these days?

[BigWaveBetty]

Yo! Sup T? A little instant message lingo fer ya.

I had a hard time picking out the Chelz from all the muppets.

That Brokennewz.com is a hoot. Example:

After my loss in 2000, I was so despondent, I tried suicide . . . but, since I drive an electric car, I just got really dehydrated.
~ Al Gore