[EggsAckley]

Yeah, I guess this news would explain the new Muslim connection to Michael. Very cheesy, IMO.

And what's up with a woman with THAT IQ taking up with Jackson??

[John Beresford Tipton]

"And what's up with a woman with THAT IQ taking up with Jackson??"

Well:
1. she gets paid.
2. she hits the *BIG JACKOpot* if he goes to prison where he's likely to get whacked. So bad, so sad, read the will.