Thar she blows! Dead whale explodes

MSNBC ^ | Jan 29, 2004 | MSNBC staff

[eastsider]

Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.

So that's how Moby got his name ...

[shaggy eel]

,,, sixty tons of sperm, from a five foot penis - and it's a corpse? Hey, I gotta be there!!!!!!"

[YOMO]

a 60-ton sperm whale exploded on a busy street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs and stopping traffic for hours. .........................
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He blowed up reeeeeeal gooooooood! BOOM!

[gov_bean_ counter]

It's a wonder the whale wasn't attacked as a free smorgasbord by the Chinese???

Where's that recipe for Chinese chitterlings?

[Hoboken]

In a somewhat related story, check out the dude getting wiped out and then buried by snow plows.

http://www.nbc10.com/news/2797097/detail.html

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HY-larious!