That's okay, but please tell me you're a girl cyborg! LOL!
Not that this is really funny ... but at the law firm I use to work at .. One day I fell down a flight of stair and I swear I never saw a bunch of lawyers run so fast to make sure I was ok
Oh course the fact I was laughing so hard I was crying didn't help .. LOL
I once had this nasty Boss from Hell. She was mean, and very, very snotty and arrogant. One time I saw her come out of the office ladies' room with her skirt stuck in her pantyhose. I did not tell her. I giggled for the rest of the day. To this day, it still makes me laugh. Served her right.
(Ooops! Your name isn't "Gail," is it? Nah. That rotten lady would NEVER be a Freeper.)