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Nun Faces Jail for Drunk Tractor Driving
Reuters ^
| Fri Mar 12, 2004
Posted on 03/12/2004 9:49:41 AM PST by scarface367
WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish Benedictine nun is facing jail for driving a tractor into a car while drunk outside her convent in southwestern Poland, police said on Friday. The 45-year-old nun will be charged with drunk-driving and causing an accident, which carries a prison sentence of up to two years, Dariusz Waluch, police spokesman in the southwestern Polish town of Dzierzoniow, told local news agency PAP.
He said the nun was 17 times over the country's legal alcohol limit for driving.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: catholiclist; drunk; nun; poland; sister
To: scarface367
17 times (!) the legal limit? Wow, good thing they didn't use a taxer on her, she would have ignited.
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posted on
03/12/2004 9:50:57 AM PST
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: Frank_Discussion
TAZER, not taxer...
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posted on
03/12/2004 9:51:23 AM PST
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: scarface367
LOL
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posted on
03/12/2004 9:52:22 AM PST
by
nuconvert
(CAUTION: I'm an acquaintance of someone labelled :"an obstinate supporter of dangerous fantasies")
To: scarface367
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posted on
03/12/2004 9:52:42 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
(Right about now)
To: scarface367; Charles Henrickson
She really got Lodzed.
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posted on
03/12/2004 9:55:23 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
(Right about now)
To: martin_fierro; Frank_Discussion
She had to polish off several bottles of liquor to get that drunk. Either that or krakowpen a few cases of beer.
To: Charles Henrickson; Tijeras_Slim
She was tight as a Warsaw packed.
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posted on
03/12/2004 10:17:35 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
(Right about now)
To: scarface367; martin_fierro
High thee to a nunnery!
To: martin_fierro; Frank_Discussion; dighton
A nun, driving a tractor drunk? This could be habit-farming.
Although that's a convent excuse.
To: Charles Henrickson
Drunken Polish nuns get Kutno slack. They Walcz 'em off to prison.
To: xsmommy
Get over here, yunz.
To: Charles Henrickson
High thee to a nunnery! Get thee to a Punnery!
To: scarface367; martin_fierro; xsmommy; EggsAckley; John Beresford Tipton; Charles Henrickson; ...
Here is a little riddle for all of you, dearly beloved fellow FReeper brothers and sisters,
Reuters has it "outside her convent in southwestern Polish town of Dzierzoniow."
AFP/Yahoo has the story "outside her convent at Krzeszow in southeast Poland."
So, which one is it? Or, did she have a drunken twin sister?
This most unusual, one-of-a-kind story miraculously disappeared from all main "news" sites. There is no follow-up, which is strange since the main news media outlets are not particularly known as pro-Catholic or even pro-Christian in general.
To: LadyDoc; Jeff Chandler; ArrogantBustard; ahadams2; american colleen; sinkspur; GirlShortstop; ...
FYI
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