We hear ... THAT the Secret Service is selecting agents who know how to windsurf for Sen. John Kerry's detail. The candidate and his wife Teresa Heinz are rumored to be going somewhere warm where Kerry can frolic on his sailboard after a visit to their Idaho spread.
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So are these guys going to be packing their .45s over their wetsuits? Will the ocean surf mess up their little earpiece thingeys? Will John Kerry look even dorkier and more out of touch than he does on a snowboard? Enquiring minds want to know.