THE Republican National Committee has turned to boxing promoter Don King to lend his voice to an online game poking fun at Sen. John Kerry, reports The Washington Times. Visitors to the RNC's Web site can play "Kerry vs. Kerry," a boxing match in which the presidential candidate fights himself.
"Ladies and gentlemen," King's voice-over booms. "Welcome to Kerry versus Kerry, the battle for the Democratic Party. In one corner, hailing from Massachusetts - 350 votes for higher taxes, votes to eliminate important intelligence funding - Sen. John Kerry.
In the other corner, also hailing from Massachusetts . . . Sen. John Kerry." (PageSix)
NYDailyNews: .......networks and cable outlets are vying for the first interview with Bill Clinton, whose $12 million presidential memoir is due out this summer. Among the contenders, I hear, are CBS' "60 Minutes," NBC's "Today" show and ABC's "Good Morning America," and there's talk of Oprah Winfrey doing a prime-time special on ABC. "There's also interest in virtually every major country in the world, who all want prime-time interviews," Clinton attorney Robert Barnett told me. "I have yet to hear from other planets, but nothing would surprise me."
I'm considering a coma this summer.