[cardinal4]

OK, so where is Melanie and "Brand New Key" and what about that song "Loving You (Is Easy 'Cause You're Beautiful) by someone whose name escapes me at the moment. Both of these are so awful that they should be used to drive insurgents out of Iraq.

I believe the perpetrator of that felony was Minnie Riperton..

[Kirkwood]

Yeah Minnie Riperton. She has a lot of vocal range, but like nuclear energy, it can be quite dangerous if used improperly.