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OPEN LETTER TO KERRY

Posted on 04/21/2004 12:16:54 PM PDT by cvq3842

Dear DNC and Senator Kerry,

I would first of all like to congratulate Senator Kerry on his nomination and also thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak my mind.

I lost my job this past year. When Clinton was President, I worked in a prosperous enterprise. But in this last year, we had to close our operations.

Far worse, I lost two of my sons in Bush's evil war in Iraq. They gave their lives for their country, and for what?

My pain of losing my sons is indescribable. While it is trivial next to the loss of my sons, I regret to say that I also lost my homes. I simply had nothing left.

I am a senior citizen with various medical problems. I'm not in a position where I can begin a new career. I was reduced to the point where I was homeless, all because of President Bush. And when the authorities found me, did they have any compassion for my misfortune and ailments? No, I was arrested. If I had any money left, I would donate it to the Democratic Party. If Al Gore had been elected in 2000, I guarantee you, I would still have a job, a home, and most importantly, my sons!

Regards,

Saddam Hussein


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We need to laugh a little. I don't know if this was posted before.

:)

1 posted on 04/21/2004 12:16:55 PM PDT by cvq3842
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To: cvq3842
yes, several times
2 posted on 04/21/2004 12:20:03 PM PDT by smith288 (Who would terrorists want for president? 60% say Kerry 25% say Bush... Who would you vote for?)
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To: smith288
yes, several times

... a day.

3 posted on 04/21/2004 12:22:24 PM PDT by kevkrom (The John Kerry Songbook: www.imakrom.com/kerrysongs)
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To: kevkrom
oh well . . .
4 posted on 04/21/2004 12:23:10 PM PDT by cvq3842
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To: cvq3842
We need a new one to Kerry from Osama. At least it will be new! ;-)
5 posted on 04/21/2004 12:24:02 PM PDT by areafiftyone (Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
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To: cvq3842
LOL! This has been copied and sent around for further giggles.
6 posted on 04/21/2004 12:24:06 PM PDT by Brasil ("The cause of freedom is in good hands." GWB)
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To: Brasil
:)
7 posted on 04/21/2004 12:55:11 PM PDT by cvq3842
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To: cvq3842
I agree, a little levity is in order.

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.

The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."

She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."

*~*
American humor is something that cuts to the core of a terrorist - humorless, godforsaken, murderous nuts!

8 posted on 04/21/2004 1:39:27 PM PDT by yoe
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To: Gabz; Texan5; secret garden
LOL
9 posted on 04/21/2004 2:53:43 PM PDT by tioga
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To: tioga
I can't believe it!!! What a hoot.

With as much time as I spend on FR every day, I can't believe I've never seen this before, if as others have said, it's been posted before.
10 posted on 04/21/2004 3:02:53 PM PDT by Gabz (Stress out Streisand.............................DONATE MONTHLY)
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To: cvq3842
First time I've read it...pretty funny. I'm glad I read the post the whole way through. I was all set to flame away!
11 posted on 04/21/2004 5:13:14 PM PDT by grellis (Mi sento male. Ho fatto un'indigestione!)
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To: tioga
I've seen it before and it's still funny.
12 posted on 04/21/2004 8:58:14 PM PDT by secret garden
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To: yoe
:)
13 posted on 04/26/2004 8:13:07 AM PDT by cvq3842
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