[Kenny Bunk]

I am shocked, shocked I tell you!

First Rosie O'Donnell, now this? Hillary gay?

It has cruelly dashed my fondest romantic fantasies, of course, but I would still vote for her in as many districts as possible. After all, Barney Frank (aka the Bugger of Bayonne) is doing a splendid job in public office and he is gayer than Christmas in Ecuador.

I do have an important legal question: If Hillary were to marry Barney (The Bugger, not the purple dinosaur) would that be considered a "Gay Marriage?" I am going to ask Kerry's campaign office.

Inquiring minds want to know.

[Eva]

Kerry's campaign office was probably the source for the story.

[threat matrix]

There was a hilarious article in the Onion about a co-ed disavowing her lesbian fling in college after joining the homosexual movement for 3 years, much like Hillary!

[Jimmy Valentine]

"I do have an important legal question: If Hillary were to marry Barney (The Bugger, not the purple dinosaur) would that be considered a "Gay Marriage?" I am going to ask Kerry's campaign office."

I guess it is time to haul this one out again:

A gay young man from Khartoum,

Took a lesbian up to his room,

But they argued all night as to who had the right,

To do what, and with which, and to whom.

Regards,

[cmak9]

gayer than Christmas in Ecuador.

LOL, an instant classic!