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Bay Club produces pool policy. (Caddyshack Alert)
Daily Pilot (LAT) ^
| 5-29-04
| Lolita Harper
Posted on 05/30/2004 11:24:52 AM PDT by Slicksadick
NEWPORT BEACH Bay Club produces pool policy
MARINER'S MILE — People say "it" happens, but the Balboa Bay Club management is not putting up with it anymore.
The club has imposed a $1,000 fine on anyone, or any parent whose child, is caught defecating in the pools, officials said. The new rules were handed down via an announcement in the club's magazine, "Bay Windows."
"Due to last summer's increase in fecal accidents in the pool(s), [Balboa Bay Club] management will enforce a new pool closure policy," the warning reads.
Maggie Feldman, the club's spokeswoman, said the new ruling is a matter of hygiene and practicality. It costs money to close the pool and clean it, and it also detracts from other member's ability to have fun, she said.
(Excerpt) Read more at latimes.com ...
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: ithappens; justdamn; newport
Caddyshack becomes reality....
To: Slicksadick
What? That was a Baby Ruth....
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posted on
05/30/2004 11:26:39 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(We don't swim in your sewers...please don't crap in our pool.)
To: Slicksadick
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posted on
05/30/2004 11:26:49 AM PDT
by
Slicksadick
(He's French. His hairdresser also grooms poodles. He's a rich woman's pet. That cover's it)
To: mhking
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posted on
05/30/2004 11:28:30 AM PDT
by
farmfriend
( In Essentials, Unity...In Non-Essentials, Liberty...In All Things, Charity.)
To: RichInOC
...and the funny thing is...I didn't put that keyword up there.
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posted on
05/30/2004 11:29:53 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Carl Spackler, Carl Spackler, please report to the pool immediately with your biohazard gear.)
To: Slicksadick
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posted on
05/30/2004 11:30:10 AM PDT
by
Dan from Michigan
("Today we did what we had to do. They counted on America being passive. They were wrong.” - Reagan)
To: RichInOC
Which one, "doodee"? That gave me a chuckle.
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posted on
05/30/2004 11:31:58 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(No one will be sitting in sackcloth and ashes crying, "Oh, if only we had listened to Art Bell!")
To: Slicksadick
Seriously, I always thought of the Balboa Bay Club as a somewhat Bushwoodesque kind of place, but I had no idea that they had this much problem with actual pottying in the pool.
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posted on
05/30/2004 11:32:30 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(I thought all the poop was in the beach water.)
To: RichInOC
This kind of Baby Ruth
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posted on
05/30/2004 11:33:41 AM PDT
by
HighWheeler
(If you want to make a Conservative mad, lie to him. To make a liberal mad, tell him the truth.)
To: Xenalyte
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posted on
05/30/2004 11:34:03 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(I [heart] Lacey Underall.)
To: Slicksadick
Hmmmmmm.....nuthin' wrong with this.....
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posted on
05/30/2004 11:34:50 AM PDT
by
HighWheeler
(If you want to make a Conservative mad, lie to him. To make a liberal mad, tell him the truth.)
To: RichInOC
I've a neighbor whose son is a lifeguard there, they call it a "brown alert"
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posted on
05/30/2004 11:55:15 AM PDT
by
Slicksadick
(He's French. His hairdresser also grooms poodles. He's a rich woman's pet. That cover's it)
To: Slicksadick
....
and it also detracts from other member's ability to have fun"....Uh, really?! 
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posted on
05/30/2004 12:24:50 PM PDT
by
JoJo Gunn
(Intellectuals exist only if you believe they do. ©)
To: Slicksadick
This is JUST what I needed to read about on a chilly near- winter's morning. Ewwwww!
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posted on
05/30/2004 1:48:40 PM PDT
by
KangarooJacqui
(Australian by birth, American by marriage, and conservative by God.)
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