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THE TERESA HEINZ KERRY LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST (cast your vote here)
6/23/04
Posted on 06/23/2004 12:07:34 PM PDT by Liz
Cast your vote here for the person---or thing---that most resembles Teresa Heinz Kerry.
You can also add your own look-alike selection for voters' consideration.
1. Neanderthal woman.
2. Movie transvestite "Tootsie."
3. Wooden dummy, Mortimer Snerd.
4. Best in breed.
5. Star Wars character Jabba the Hut.
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KEYWORDS: tootsie
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And to the many voters clamoring for it, yes, we will hold a Sen Kerry look-alike contest later.
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posted on
06/23/2004 12:07:35 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
Can I write in Brett Sommers of Match Game fame?
To: Liz
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posted on
06/23/2004 12:09:43 PM PDT
by
jonsie
To: Liz
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posted on
06/23/2004 12:10:18 PM PDT
by
Jaxter
("Guys like John Kerry spit on guys like me. I've been waiting 33 years to spit back.")
To: Liz
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posted on
06/23/2004 12:10:48 PM PDT
by
Prolifeconservative
(If there is another terrorist attack, the womb is a very unsafe place to hide.)
To: Liz
Hoffman's Tootsie, hands down.
I would never insult a dog, btw, with that comparision.
Here's an idea.....what would Tay Raise Ahhhh look like if she wasn't rich? If she couldn't afford plastic surgery and quarterly bo tox injections?
I think there is far more potential along those lines.
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posted on
06/23/2004 12:10:50 PM PDT
by
Badeye
("The day you stop learning, is the day you begin dying")
To: Liz
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posted on
06/23/2004 12:11:00 PM PDT
by
South40
(Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
To: Liz
Gotta go for Tootsie. But, Jabba the Hut is a dead ringer for Big Fat Teddy Kennedy.
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posted on
06/23/2004 12:11:51 PM PDT
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: old and tired
Yes, write-ins are allowed. No picture. huh?
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posted on
06/23/2004 12:13:52 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: Jaxter
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posted on
06/23/2004 12:14:55 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: exile
You know you're right. Gee, Teddy looks mad. Guess he hasn't had his liquid lunch yet
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posted on
06/23/2004 12:19:20 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
I can't find a picture where Brett is wearing those big glasses. I'm working on it though.
To: Badeye
.....what would Tay Raise Ahhhh look like if she wasn't rich? If she couldn't afford plastic surgery and quarterly botox injections.......
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posted on
06/23/2004 12:22:32 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: Badeye
.....what would Tay Raise Ahhhh look like if she wasn't rich? If she couldn't afford plastic surgery and quarterly botox injections.......
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posted on
06/23/2004 12:27:29 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: Badeye
I love that pic of Ter-ay-zah and John. Ever wonder why he has that screwy look on his face?
The video the pic was taken from showed he and she walking into a bldg. When she saw the TV cameras, she stopped dead in her tracks to milk the spotlight. But he was still walking.....and he bumped right into her **s. That's why he looks so screwy. I guess that's the biggest thrill he got from her in a long time. LOL.
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posted on
06/23/2004 12:31:49 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
To: Liz
Dustin Hoffman's Tootsie for sure!
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posted on
06/23/2004 1:00:04 PM PDT
by
tob2
(Old fossil and proud of it.)
To: Liz
Transvestite "Tootsie." is my vote.
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posted on
06/23/2004 1:09:34 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(John Kerry changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!!!)
To: Liz
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posted on
06/23/2004 3:36:18 PM PDT
by
LouisWu
To: South40
That top one looks like Henry Kissinger. ;)
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posted on
06/24/2004 2:45:05 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
("a "blow by blow" account of Clinton's entire miserable existence")
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