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Caller Tells Lost Pet Owner He'll Swap Bird For Sex-Police Make Arrest Wednesday
WFTV ^ | 7/15/04

Posted on 07/15/2004 7:55:10 AM PDT by 11th Earl of Mar

Caller Tells Lost Pet Owner He'll Swap Bird For Sex Police Make Arrest Wednesday

UPDATED: 10:40 AM EDT July 15, 2004

SHAWNEE, Kan. -- When a Kansas woman lost her pet parrot last month, she thought she'd never see it again. That was until someone called her home, offering to return the bird in exchange for sex.

Now, police are seeking charges against the alleged caller.

"Losing Reggie is the most devastating thing to happen to me in my life because we love him so much," the bird's owner said.

The woman said she lost her Eclectus parrot on June 2. She started posting signs soon after the bird flew away from her home. She also placed an ad in a newspaper classifieds section.

This week, a man called the bird owner's home three times, and then she called police.

"Initially (the caller) offered her to bring the bird back for cash. And when she gave him a figure, he said that wasn't enough," police Sgt. Dan Tennis said. "(He) called back again, she raised the price of the reward. Again, that wasn't enough, and he asked for sex."

The woman said the bird, which cost her about $1,000 last year, is an important member of her family.

Authorities on Wednesday arrested a man they believe is responsible for the calls. Tennis said the alleged caller could face several charges, including theft of lost or mislaid property, harassment by phone and promoting prostitution.

Police said the man they arrested did not have the bird.

But the bird's owner said she still hopes her beloved animal might be returned.

"We just pray every day somebody will call us and tell us they have our Reggie, and we can bring him back home," she said.


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1 posted on 07/15/2004 7:55:11 AM PDT by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: 11th Earl of Mar

A bird in hand is worth...


2 posted on 07/15/2004 7:56:39 AM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar

Too weird for words............


3 posted on 07/15/2004 7:57:25 AM PDT by Gabz (Ted Kennedy's driving has killed more people than second hand smoke)
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To: avg_freeper

Is that a cockatoo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me.


4 posted on 07/15/2004 8:00:58 AM PDT by martin_fierro (P a t r v v s M a x i m v s)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
"Again, that wasn't enough, and he asked for sex."

So what's the problem here? He had something that she wanted, and she had something that he wanted. It seems fair to me. Besides, I couldn't begin to count the number of times that I've had sex in exchange for bird (chicken) and that doesn't make me a bad person.
5 posted on 07/15/2004 9:42:53 AM PDT by Jaysun (You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s usually sufficient for Democrats.)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar

An Eclectus is a pretty large bird with a beak that could probably bite through a case-hardened 1/2" bolt.

We had one about 30 years ago. Like most birds in captivity, they're sort of cranky. My ex-wife used to put 'Albert' on her wrist and used to give him a kiss on his beak. I warned her about what could happen, but as with so much else, she disregarded my advice.

Of course one night in 1974 I had to take her 17 miles to the emergency room with blood spurting all over the inside of the car from a split upper lip.

Nothing that a little cosmetic surgery didn't take care of.

These bird people seem to be a little irrational.


6 posted on 07/15/2004 11:00:40 AM PDT by x1stcav (http://www.ronaldreaganmemorial.com/photo_gallery.asp)
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