Posted on 08/04/2004 9:17:30 AM PDT by End Times Sentinel
Lance Armstrong to be Stripped of Sixth Tour de France Victory
Languedoc, France- Tour l'Avenier, the sanctioning body governing the Tour de France has announced that American Cyclist, Lance Armstrong will be disqualified from the 2004 race and subsequently stripped of his record sixth victory.
As European rivals have long suspected Armstrong was found to be in possession of three substances banned in France. Those items are reported to be soap, deodorant and mouthwash.
LOL! The headline really got me!
Those stinking frogs!
Oh, man, you had me.
"Officials were first suspicious when one French judge commented that Armstrong 'smelled too good to win.'"
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