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I've been drunk as a monkey before. I started making weird noises, scratching myself, and flinging poo at passersby... Yeah, drunk as a monkey. Fun times... Fun times...
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Drunken Driver Pulls Cop Over, Asks To Be Arrested
POSTED: 9:39 am EDT August 10, 2004
VERNON, Vt. -- It was the cop who was pulled over -- by a drunken driver, no less.
Vernon Police Chief Ian McCollin said he slowed down to take a look at a man edging toward a stop sign. McCollin said the man rolled down his window and made an astonishing request. The man said he was looking for a police officer to have himself arrested because he was drunk.
McCollin radioed for backup due to the unusual nature of the traffic stop.
The driver, identifying himself as Bryan Condo, said he was also driving on a suspended license. McCollin said Condo blew four times the legal limit on an alcohol breath test. He said Condo was a perfect gentleman as he was arrested for second-offense DUI and driving with a suspended license.
McCollin added that getting pulled over by a drunk is one for the books.
Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
What an amateur!