22 Singapore Slings, two tequila worms and a rum soaked italian bon-bon will at least wake ya up!
Chase it down with a BigMac and fries coated with cayenne pepper and your dizzy for a week + your tongue stops working!
So now your s#itfaced, silent and stupid, which beats barefoot and pregnant!
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Ha! Ha! I have been that soldier! ;-)