Posted on 08/17/2004 6:32:54 PM PDT by Liz
Onetime New Jersey Homeland Security chief Golan Cipel, a poet and a (smirk) Israeli "sailor" portrayed himself as a naive rustic who, having been hired for a top job by McGreevey, did not understand McGreevey was gay and would be coming after him for sex.
After spending time in the statehouse not showing up for work, and collecting $110,000 plus perks, Cipel left the job b/c he couldn't get security clearnce since he was not an American citizen.
Golan now whines McGreevey sexually harassed him and constantly beseiged him for sex so much so that Cipel says he was afraid to be alone with McGreevey.
One can imagine McG, who has the sexual appetites of the Marquis de Sade, was not very subtle, and wanted as much sex from boy-Cipel as was possible. McG tries out a number of seduction techniques on Golan:
McG shows Cipel his new office: " Oops. I dropped my pen. I'll get it, Golan. It rolled under your desk."
McG explains the duties of HomeSec chief:" Golan when you come into my office, put on this black leather outfit and wear this hood."
McG asks Golan to do HomeSec paperwork after hours at Drumthwacket: "Golan, Bruce is coming over later for a threesome."
McG gives Golan a key to the Statehouse executive washroom: "Just buzz me know when you use the urinal. I'll help you with that zipper."
McG helps Golan buy a condo: " Golan, a rubber mat in front of the fireplace would be nice. and maybe shackles and chains mounted on that wall over there."
McG takes a walk with Golan on the beach: "Golan, let's build sand castles over there, under the boardwalk."
McG summons Cipel to his statehouse office: "Golan, I gave you a $110,000 job and I can take it away from you. Now take those pants off, now."
Down boy!
LOL....good one.
McG: "I've seen the Golan Heights. Take me to the Depths."
McGreevey told Golan Cipel that if they had sex he would make "Hava Nagila" the New Jersey state song.
"Director Cipel, there's a security breach... in my pants."
McG may have seen the Golan Geights but, according to Cipel, he didn't make the Gaza Strip.
Cipel couldn't get the clue when all he heard in McGreevey's office was Cher albums?
Clinton summons Monica to his whitehouse office: "Monica, I gave you a $10,000 job and I can take it away from you. Now take those pants off, now."
Doesn't this story sound like it could true?
ROTFLMCO...........very funny.
And Cipel replied....."Never on Sunday."
This line may have done the trick:
"It's either me or Hillary, take your pick."
Both would be rough and take advantage of him...hmmm, let him feel like he is only doing his duty. Bill or Hill, what a choice. Have they found his Blue shirt (dress) from the Gap yet?
Take your "pick"? Nah. McG'd say take your p****...........
On CBS-News, Golan had on a blue or green retro Izod knit shirt.
any stains?
Yeah, I saw a suspicious dribble on the collar.
What seduction lines did Jimmy use on Golan (who says he didn't know Jimmy was gay and wanted him for sex)?
McG asks Golan to do HomeSec paperwork after hours at Drumthwacket: "Golan, Bruce is coming over later for a threesome."
McG: "Okay I'm gonna make thisp weally Cipel. If you can make me feel thecure, I'll just know you're purrfect for the State's Thecurity job".
it may actually be on the back of his shirt..that was bad, sorry.
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