Posted on 09/07/2004 6:46:20 PM PDT by Feckless
Posting in this Sat's want ads:
Wife going to Iraq.
Maid / Hot tub Lifeguard needed. Female, 18-25. Bartending experience a plus. English not required, in fact desire a mute. Only one position open but will consider twins. Call xxx-1473, if a woman answers hang up.
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Yours?
Feckless
Since Jul 4, 1998
If you were a newbie, you'd already be zotted...
oh, yeah....
Logic says "desire a mute" and using a telephone connection might limit the response.
Here's a lonely job -- operatng the suicide prevention Hotline for mimes.
probably not the only thing I didn't think through too well.... damned Jamacians, why do they make their rum so good?
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